The maxxing bullshit index · updated 2026-05-18

Does it actually work?

Nineteen claims. Five verdicts. One question per claim: does it work, or is it cope? Each verdict is grounded in cited evidence — no affiliate spin, no sponsored placements.

Maybe Face

Mewing reshapes the adult face

Real for posture, midface support and soft-tissue tone; close to nothing for adult skeletal change. Years of practice for a subtle effect.

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Maybe Sleep

Mouth taping at night improves sleep and jaw

Real benefit for chronic mouth breathers — better sleep continuity, less dry mouth. Useless if you already nasal-breathe. Dangerous if you have undiagnosed sleep apnea.

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Works Recovery

Ice baths build mood, focus and recovery

Real for mood and dopamine baseline; mixed for athletic recovery; mildly hurts post-workout hypertrophy if done within 4 hours.

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Risky Face

Jaw exercisers (Jawzrsize, jaw trainer) sculpt the jawline

Masseter hypertrophy is real but cosmetically the result is round, not chiseled. Real risk of TMJ disorders, asymmetric growth, and headaches.

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Risky Face

Hitting your face with a hard object remodels the bone (Wolff's law)

Wolff's law is real but requires CHRONIC, sub-injury load — not acute trauma. Self-hitting causes microfractures, asymmetric remodeling, possible nerve damage. Zero supporting studies.

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Maybe Hair

Rosemary oil regrows hair like minoxidil

One real RCT showed comparable density gain to minoxidil 2% at six months. Smaller effect than minoxidil 5%, but a real signal — and topical, cheap, no Rx.

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Overhyped Skin / Joints

Collagen powder improves skin, hair and joints

Some signal for skin elasticity and joint pain at 10g+/day. But your body breaks collagen into amino acids — protein-adequate diets get 90% of the same benefit cheaper.

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Cope Eyes / Sleep

Blue light glasses prevent eye strain and improve sleep

Meta-analysis of 17 RCTs: no effect on eye strain, visual performance, or sleep. Theater. The screen brightness and viewing distance are what actually matter.

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Works Hair

Finasteride (Propecia) stops and partially reverses hair loss

The most-studied AGA drug. Reduces DHT by ~70%. Stable or improved density in 80-90% of users over years. Sexual side effects 1-4%, mostly reversible.

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Works Hair

Minoxidil 5% topical regrows hair

About 60% partial regrowth, 80% slowed progression at 12 months. OTC, well-tolerated. Lifetime commitment — stop and the gain reverts.

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Maybe Hair

Derma roller (microneedling) regrows hair

Real adjunct effect — adding microneedling to minoxidil roughly doubles density gain in trials. Standalone effect is modest. 1.5mm roller, once a week, not daily.

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Cope Hair

Biotin gummies / 'hair vitamins' regrow hair

Biotin deficiency is real — almost nobody has it. For deficient users, supplementation restores hair growth; for everyone else, it's a $20/month placebo with a real risk of interfering with lab tests.

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Works Cognition

Modafinil enhances cognition and focus

Real cognitive enhancement in well-rested AND sleep-deprived users — particularly working memory, attention, executive function. Rx-only. Tolerance and sleep disruption are the catches.

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Works Cognition

Caffeine + L-theanine outperforms caffeine alone

Caffeine 100mg + L-theanine 200mg gives alertness without jitters. Cheapest, safest, most-replicated cognitive stack that exists.

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Maybe Face

Mastic gum builds a defined jawline

Masseter hypertrophy is real and visible — a sharper angle of the mandible after months of high-resistance chewing. Skeletal remodeling is documented in animal models but tiny in adults.

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Maybe Supplement

Ashwagandha reduces stress and boosts testosterone

Cortisol reduction signal is real for chronically stressed adults. Testosterone bump is small (~15%) and only documented in specific populations. Liver toxicity reports are real at high doses.

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Works Supplement

Vitamin D supplementation improves health and looks

Real benefit IF you are deficient. Most populations are. Aim for serum 25-OH-D 40-60 ng/mL. Test, don't guess. No incremental benefit past sufficient.

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Works Supplement

Creatine monohydrate builds strength, muscle and cognition

Most-studied supplement that exists. Real strength + hypertrophy + cognitive gains, especially in vegetarians. Cheap, safe, no loading phase needed.

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Overhyped Supplement

NMN / NR (NAD+ precursors) slow aging

Spectacular mouse data, underwhelming human data. NAD+ levels do rise; downstream effects on aging endpoints in humans are tiny. $50/month for ambiguous benefit.

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